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Posted on May 16, 2014

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Diamonds are forever. But so is styrofoam.

Guess which fits in my budget?

Girl you said you didn’t even want a ring.

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posted on May 16, 2014
by Charlie Brown
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if this needs to be copy-written then it was done long ago as well as most recently in 2018. Unless you’re reading this in 2019. If you’re reading this then, then I’m copy-writing it now.

also, my lawyers urge me to mention that everything on this site is fictional. the situations, the characters, even this disclaimer. that’s right: it’s all a lie. even the part about the lawyers.

if you want to threaten me the address is charliebrownouttatown@gmail.com. all emails will be answered while operating heavy machinery.

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