I don’t know if I’m just really hungry right now or if I’m actually going to die where I’m sitting. God, what if my body is just really confused and I’m actually incredibly horny? I should probably still get some food.

Either Elijah Wood is sitting in this coffee shop or a very unfortunate looking person is sitting in this coffee shop.

The future can suck my dick. And I truly believe that because the future is gonna be great.

Caught myself thinking about how much happier I would be if I was gay. Does that make me gay? I catch myself doing this, like, twice an hour. It’s starting to feel like work.